So I gathered when he mentioned that you'd purchased him. Well played.
I'm sorry to say the bar for enticement is low. I'm lonely and if your companion insists on asking me questions about my life, I should like to be distracted while I answer. Demonstrating proper valet etiquette, as you say, might help.
He does so enjoy hearing about things. It's better written, or so I am to understand. Even I've written a thing or two for him. But I should like to enjoy a proper valet for a change. He's dreadful at it. He tries, but he doesn't have the temperament.
Only a few? I suppose I can't entice you to stay for more than the few months. I can get you quite a few seeds.
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Date: 2019-06-30 06:25 pm (UTC)I'm sorry to say the bar for enticement is low. I'm lonely and if your companion insists on asking me questions about my life, I should like to be distracted while I answer. Demonstrating proper valet etiquette, as you say, might help.
A few pomegranate seeds, that's all.
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Date: 2019-07-20 02:31 am (UTC)Only a few? I suppose I can't entice you to stay for more than the few months. I can get you quite a few seeds.
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Date: 2019-07-21 02:01 am (UTC)That is something worth being enticed with.